My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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