So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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