Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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