you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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