dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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