Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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