i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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