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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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