Quick, to the slutcave!
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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