I'm really into asian looking animals
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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