You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I love having hate sex.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
