it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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