It's like God shit irony all over that family
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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