Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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