i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
