kristin has been a bad kristin
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
