If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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