I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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