do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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