Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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