god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
he told me I talked like a deaf person
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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