He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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