That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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