is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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