Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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