How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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