Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I understand Curling. That high.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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