what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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