I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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