you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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