Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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