You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
try to milk me bitch
I think i got beer on your cat.
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