wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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