he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
They took my balls.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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