I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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