why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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