Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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