how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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