Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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