it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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