Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Randomize
