i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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