I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Who died my cat blue again?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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