Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
My life is pants optional.
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