I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I have post one night stand depression
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