She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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