I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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