No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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