She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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