Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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