i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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